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Håkon O. @eselet

An #infosec #ai generated #poetry #thread for the #weekend featuring #osquery, #splunk, #sentinel and a #finance manager in dispair. (1/4)

& write an ode celebrating the fantastic security benefits of osquery 772

. Ode to Osquery: Defender of Our Systems Oh, Osquery! Your might is unmatched, In keeping our systems safe and attached, To defend against threats both known and new, We turn to you, our trusty security crew. Your power lies in your ability to query, Our systems, to detect and identify, Malware, vulnerabilities, and suspicious behavior, And alert us to threats that put us in danger. With your easy-to-use interface and powerful tools, We can quickly assess the health of our systems, and rule, Out any nefarious activities that may lurk, And take swift action to prevent them from doing more work. Your real-time monitoring and logging capabilities, Are essential to our security teams' abilities, To stay on top of any potential attacks, And protect our data, our networks, and our backs. So here's to you, dear Osquery, Defender of our systems, our security, We raise our glasses in gratitude and awe, For the fantastic benefits you bring, now and forevermore.

Håkon O. @eselet

The angry #splunk #sales #engineer responds with #heavymetal

J" now add an angry heavy metal lyric response from a sales engineer at splunk . Verse 1: [ What is this nonsense, this ode to a tool? It's just another program trying to be cool, I'm a sales engineer at Splunk, you see, And I'm here to tell you, this ode's not for me. (&[T Osquery, you say, is the defender of all? Well, | beg to differ, and I'll tell you the call, Splunk is the leader in security today, Osquery, step aside, and let us have our say. A Sure, Osquery can query and log, But Splunk's the one who can analyze and dog, Through terabytes of data in real-time, And identify threats before they have time. (&[T Osquery, you say, is the defender of all? Well, | beg to differ, and I'll tell you the call, Splunk is the leader in security today, Osquery, step aside, and let us have our say. Verse 3: So listen up, all you security hounds, Splunk's the tool that will never let you down, We'll analyze your data with speed and precision, And protect your systems from any incision. (&[T Osquery, you say, is the defender of all? Well, | beg to differ, and I'll tell you the call, Splunk is the leader in security today, Osquery, step aside, and let us have our say. Outro: So don't be fooled by Osquery's facade, For true security, you need Splunk as your guard, We'll keep your systems safe, no matter the cost, And defend against threats, no matter how lost.

Håkon O. @eselet

Now, the response from our #finance manager, dripping with #worry over the data intensive #bill in a #haiku

qﬁ Now, add in Haiku form, the despair of the finance manager over the Splunk bill, and his wish for security engineers to rely on osquery and open source tools. [® il comes, oh so high [l Splunk's security, a sigh Osquery, please try Open source, my wish Security without the cost Splunk, we must miss.

Håkon O. @eselet@snabelen.no

Finally, the #English #ballad serenading #kusto as the #sentinel master of data oceans

J" Now, add a ballad in old English, how Microsoft Sentinel is the solution we need, with Kusto language the master of oceans of data.
. Verse 1: [l Harken ye, good people, to a tale of great power, Of a tool called Sentinel, for security's tower, From the mighty Microsoft, it comes to our aid, With Kusto language, the master of data's great waves. (&[T Sentinel, oh Sentinel, the guardian of our realm, With Kusto language, we traverse oceans of data's helm, From threats and dangers, it keeps us safe and sound, A tool of great power, in security's great mound. A With its real-time monitoring and advanced analytics, It can detect and prevent, all types of cyber antics, From phishing and malware, to insider threats too, Sentinel is the tool, that we all turn to. (&[T Sentinel, oh Sentinel, the guardian of our realm, With Kusto language, we traverse oceans of data's helm, From threats and dangers, it keeps us safe and sound, A tool of great power, in security's great mound. Verse 3: And Kusto language, the master of data's great seas, With its powerful queries, we can easily seize, Insight and knowledge, from oceans of data, And make informed decisions, to keep us all safer. (&[T Sentinel, oh Sentinel, the guardian of our realm, With Kusto language, we traverse oceans of data's helm, From threats and dangers, it keeps us safe and sound, A tool of

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