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Det som er så fint med fysiske møter er at det er så mye flott hoste man kan høre på

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i read a thing recently that blew my mind a little.
went something like:

people can imagine time travel to the past and one little act making massive differences in the timeline

but in their present they think even the greatest effort they can put in will not make any difference to the future

Lege (48), avsluttar telefonsamtalen med mor si (ev. far sin, bror sin, ein kamerat, naboen, formannen i FAU, personen på kundestøtte, osv):

– Ja, men da sier vi det sånn. God bedring da!

Eg visste ikkje at 18. mai var flaggdag?

Mistenkjer feber, så eg tenkte eg skulle måla temperaturen.

Naboen feirar grunnlovsdagen og markerer eit fritt og sjølvstendig Noreg ved at 5 litauarar er i full gang med å pusse opp badet.

Sidan alle betalingsterminalar i Noreg er ubrukelege pga ein teknisk feil, er det no kun ferske konfirmantar som er i stand til å betala for seg.

Vakna av eit grynt og såg meg rundt i senga. Det var ingen grisar der.

Den suspekte drona synte seg å vera ein usedvanleg stabil måse.

Wienerpølsene til Finsbråten blir stadig kortare, historien blir stadig lengre.

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Wikipedia is named after the rare and mysterious Wikipede, a bug which has lots of legs and brains 🐛

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Mitt eige våpen blir brukt mot meg og eg har tapt slaget.

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It is very rare to see that the Privacy Badger plugin of the @eff has nothing to block, especially on social media and media in general, but mastodon.online is completely clean 😊

Eit delt rekneark er mitt Waterloo, formateringsinnstillingane er mitt våpen.

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there's a lot of trust in norway. case: i bought a car. "my" sales-dude wasn't going to be there when i came to pick it up so he just said "frank'll be there"

there's frank. i point to the car and say "'i'm here to pick up that one".

Frank: keys are in there, drive safely!

three days later i get a verification from the bank that the money was paid. that day.

they let me leave with the car. without ID check, and without actual money.

sometimes my country is all right.

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Hammer for å knuse togvindauga, ok – men sag?

Just got this notification:

«Snerk, we just added a TV show you might like. A magician living in an abandoned theme park makes troubles disappear, and hope reappear, for a disenchanted teen enduring harsh realities.»

The algorithms apparently looked into my soul and got "disenchanted" and "enduring harsh realities" right, but obviously missed on the teen bit. Not bad for a silly computer program.

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