When you ask a journal to expedite review.

Let's be thankful for the respite of decency he provided, and grieve the ravages of Time that made themselves apparent at the worst possible juncture.

Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.

#Satire #Humor #NationalGuardd #BoneSpurs #trump #RFK #Covid #alt

Borowitz Report 8/26/25 SATIRE
National Guard Refuses to Go to Chicago, Citing Bone Spurs

New in the Washington Post: President Donald Trump vs. the RINO, Justice Scalia.

ChatGPT is an energy guzzler. Here's why you need to turn your AC up to 90° F.

”Complicating Donald J. Trump’s plan to send troops to Chicago, on Tuesday thousands of National Guard members called in sick with bone spurs. … At the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed that he would get to the bottom of the bone spurs epidemic… “A sudden outbreak of this size is very suspicious,” Kennedy told reporters. “The most likely culprits are COVID-19 vaccinations.” (The Borowitz Report)
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/national-guard-refuses-to-go-to-chicago
#trump #chicago #satire

Normal Island News

Israel accidentally bombed journalists in hospital and then accidentally bombed the rescuers

Let's be honest: who hasn't accidentally launched a suicide drone at a hospital, taking out a bunch of journalists who were live on air,and then accidentally launched a follow-up strike that took out the rescuers? This very easy mistake was made by Israel today,and predictably,all of the worst people are giving the IDF a hard time.

https://open.substack.com/pub/normalislandnews/p/israel-accidentally-bombed-journalists?r=12u3ju&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

Breaking: President Trump attempts to fire Fed Governor.

"It's for cause," The President said. "She changed the Cracker Barrel logo."

Legal experts expect SCOTUS to carefully weigh precedent and then side with the President.

Can President Trump fire Fed Governor Lisa Cook? It's complicated.

While precedent says the answer is no, a growing body of scholarship suggests that it would be unconstitutional not to enable President Trump to fire whomever he pleases.

Family Members Locked In Heated Bidding War To Convince Cat To Sleep In Their Bed

“Unfortunately, my sister may have made a hard-to-beat offer by waking up an hour early every morning just to feed him. It won’t be easy to top that..." #satire

https://theonion.com/family-members-locked-in-heated-bidding-war-to-convince-1833634553/

#history #cartoon #satire

James Gillray, The Plum Pudding in Danger

That accomplishment, in addition to her claim that she only observed Trump acting like a gentleman, has landed the former socialite in the Guinness Book of World Records, a spokesperson for the record book announced. - Andy Borowitz
#Satire
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/ghislaine-maxwell-becomes-only-person?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwMZgY1leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHl1LMTqgmfNEMf924hDQniW8lx-Fhu7zjpRhPpvYpgD3bsAgTApIAXET0vgk_aem_qmxnhHmzCTPPmrZ386Lubw&triedRedirect=true

Fact Check: The 'Troops Against #Trump ... What Happened To Us?' Video Is NOT Real -- It's AI From Account With 'Satire' Disclaimer https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2025/08/fact-check-troops-against-trump-videos-are-ai-satire.html #FakeNews #Satire

Fritze Merz sagt: „Der Sozialstaat ist nicht mehr finanzierbar“ - schließt aber Steuerhöhungen für Reiche aus. Denn die oberen 10% zahlen schon 50% aller Steuern. Klingt natürlich ungerecht. Allerdings verfügen die oberen 10% über knapp 80% der Vermögen in D - zahlen aber NUR 50% der Steuern. Klingt immer noch ungerecht, nur plötzlich von der anderen Seite aus #taxtherich #sozialstaat #kapitalismus #comedy #humor #gerechtigkeit #fckafd #cdu #satire

Pedoführer

bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.

Taiwan thanks far-right group for flag campaign

The flag campaign driven by the far-right Britain First group has been very popular with Taiwan businesses.

#flags #satire #TommyRobinson #UKPolitics

https://daily-twerk.com/general/taiwan-thanks-far-right-group-for-flag-campaign/

We all watched the beauty of the University of Chicago standard of free speech* and sought to follow suit.

Why not do the same with the University of Chicago investment decisions?

Surely that too will lead us to the promised land!

#Satire

*some exceptions may apply

https://www.europesays.com/2355555/ Science Says People With This Quality Are Wired For Higher Intelligence #america #funny #humor #intelligence #parody #Satire #science #SenseOfHumor #Smart #technology #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #US #USA

Key tips for listserv discussions:

1. Escalate as quickly as possible.
2. Don't engage in any debate on the merits.
3. Go for the insults first.
4. Bring AI in to verify you are correct in your assertions opposition is an ass.*

*I'm not an expert--these are just observations.