Read By Monsieur B. 💦🎙😏<p><a href="https://masto.thefword.club/tags/Introduction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Introduction</span></a></p><p>Horny alt account. This is the soft launch, though it's not going to stay soft very long😏</p><p>Providing Aural stimulation for the enjoyment of all, here, on <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://masto.thefword.club/@AltAfterDark" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>AltAfterDark</span></a></span>, and soon who knows where else. </p><p>Send me your smut and I'll make it sound twice as smutty. Point me to a pick with alt-text and I'll give it a saucy reading. </p><p>As per the quote consistently misattributed to Picasso, 'the purpose of your life is to find your gift, the meaning of life is to give it away'. </p><p>The first one's done, this account is for the second. Help me spread the joy.</p><p>Testimonials:</p><p>"omg, that voice 🫠" —Alice ❤️🔥" - <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://lgbtqia.space/@alice" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>alice</span></a></span></p><p>"Very much agree that is a nice voice. :blobcatpuffyblush:" - <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://lgbtqia.space/@h3mmy" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>h3mmy</span></a></span></p><p>But don't take it for them (or them, or them both), go listen, read, watch and enjoy at <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://masto.thefword.club/@AltAfterDark" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>AltAfterDark</span></a></span></p><p><a href="https://masto.thefword.club/tags/Smut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Smut</span></a> <a href="https://masto.thefword.club/tags/erotica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>erotica</span></a> <a href="https://masto.thefword.club/tags/NSFW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NSFW</span></a> <a href="https://masto.thefword.club/tags/AudioPorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AudioPorn</span></a> <a href="https://masto.thefword.club/tags/AltText" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AltText</span></a> <a href="https://masto.thefword.club/tags/Accessibility" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Accessibility</span></a> <a href="https://masto.thefword.club/tags/AltAfterDark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AltAfterDark</span></a> <a href="https://masto.thefword.club/tags/AccessibilityIsHotAF" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AccessibilityIsHotAF</span></a></p>