life hack: set up a filter to send all incoming mail directly to trash in order to achieve inbox zero

referring to the part of cartography concerned with map projections as “flat earth theory”

A website selling soap: your password is WEAK, you should try again with capital letters and lower case letters and numbers and special characters and no English words

My literal bank: whoa whoa whoa, you can't put special characters in your password! Who do you think you are, the Riddler

Tokens, I've Funged a few, but then again, too few to mention

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to resolve the snowmachine/snowmobile confusion, i propose we call the machine that moves on snow an 'autosnow', the machine that produces snow a 'snowblaster', and the machine that moves snow around a 'snowy-snowy pushy-pushy'

I took down a splinter cell of Hopepunks operating out of Belize. Nasty little buggers.

Finally, someone is coming for that championship belt held by the Black Mirror episode where being made fun of for being an out-of-touch gen-Xer on Twitter is literally like being murdered by swarms of robot bees.

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as far as i'm concerned, the only reason to dislike me is in recognition of my fundamentally evil nature that is antithetical to everything good or wholesome

tfw you and your significant other give each other a knowing look and say "hummus and chill"

Today's date, 2021-12-02, is the last time for a long time that the date can be a palindrome.

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I Could Very Easily Make Three Million Dollars, Just By Robbing A Few Banks

people were very judgmental about the heaven's gate cult, but we really have no way of knowing whether they made it to that comet. who's to say?

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